Public (FAKE) Email Conversations Are Sooo Cool!

October 22nd, 2007 at 12:01 am · 3 Comments

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To: Doc

From: Lono

RE: Stupid/Fake Email conversations on other websites suck and/or are boring/retarded.

Hey Doc! I just thought I’d write you this email that I didn’t really send you. Instead of fake sending it to you, I just published it on the main page because I thought people would want to read this instead of real gaming news. I saw this on some other websites and thought it would be really cool.

By cool, I meant crappily self-congratulatory.

I had a great weekend. Isn’t it great that I can write this fake email! I’m obviously so full of myself. Today, I woke up kinda late after playing Half-Life 2 until the wee hours. Boy am I tired. Then I slept.  Then I woke up.  Then I ate breakfast.  Then I read the Sunday Sports section of my local newspaper.  Then I got a drink of water.  Then I drank the drink of water.  Then I colored with my daughter for a while, darn it if it isn’t cute when she colors on the hardwood floors…

Isn’t it great that I published the banal details of my weekend on the front page! No? Well, I’ll continue anyway, because I know you’re just kidding… lol… you are such a kidder!

Even if our readers don’t care, I still think that they do, so I’ll be writing one of these every week. I know that I have a quota of articles that I have to write, I just though that this trite crap would pass as an article for the site.

Hey, it works on the other big gaming websites!

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