PS3: Make It Your Way!

October 26th, 2007 · 2 Comments

sony-coffee.jpgTaking a cue from Burger King, Sony has just announced a new “Make It Your Way” plan for the Playstation 3. No longer will you have to go to Da Vinci Code like lengths to figure out if your PS3 will have backward compatibility, a bigger hard drive, card slots, or a pack in game! Forget choosing a bundle, thanks to this ingenious and convenient new service, a wish list of features is now at your fingertips!According to a Sony Representative,

“As much as we love giving people lots of choices, we were tired of all the confused phone calls asking what came with what. This way people can just choose everything themselves and leave us alone.”

You may choose from the following useful options:

  • LaserDisk player with built in zip drive.
  • New colors, charcoal, ebony, rouge, burnt sienna, maze, midnight blue, cherry blossom or purple. Now it will be even easier to see all the collecting dust!
  • Official Sony Coffee Maker attachment. Great for those late night gaming sessions.
  • A disk tray cup holder.
  • George Foreman Grill
  • 12 pack of hot dogs.
  • Sixaxis wireless electric razor. Shaving mini-game included.
  • Hunting knife.
  • David Jaffe Bobblehead.
  • Alarm clock.
  • HD-DVD player!

If you choose them all, it will only cost you $3999 and you get a bonus Nintendo Wii! 

Sorry, backwards compatibility not included.

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    2 responses so far ↓

    • 1 halo_moses // Oct 27, 2007 at 5:43 am

      lol!!!i need this coffe maker

    • 2 Nemorov // Oct 28, 2007 at 10:43 pm

      ha ha… I think the coffee maker would probably be a lot more useful than the actual system. Hotdogs you say? I’m sold.

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