by Lono

Source: Kotaku and Ps3fanboy

Apparently Sony Executives haven’t hit their “dumbass quota” for September, so they’ve turned up the ridiculousness to 11 for October.

Phil Harrison, ps3 Fester and executive dumbass quote machine, said this about the ridiculously short Heavenly Sword (only 5 hours long!):

“You know what? Not that many people finish games, so I think we shouldn’t criticize a game for being a story, which has an arc with a beginning, a middle and an end… and actually encouraging all gamers to see all of the story, I think that’s something positive.”

Most gamers don’t finish games? Good god. You make it so easy for us to rip your company. No wonder you’re in third place.

Next up? Kaz Hirai, the master dumbass quote machine himself. Here is Kaz on all that nonsense regarding the ps3’s price:

“I think the original price-point was the right price-point, evidenced by the issues we had at launch when we couldn’t supply enough units to consumers in the Japanese market and the North American market, and it was a huge challenge to try and meet that demand because of all the production issues we had. It wasn’t a pricing issue, it was a supply issue.”

Does this guy speak English? I’ve never heard him speak, so I don’t know for sure. If he doesn’t, he needs to fire his interpreter. This is just plain ignorant. What he meant to say was, “Yeah it’s expensive, but I don’t care because I can afford it, Peasants! Now get back to work!”

Why do we rip Sony? Let me count the ways… Can’t wait to hear what these guys have to say in November.

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