by Dave

Lono has decided that the rest of Sarcasticgamer is holding him back and is keeping him from reaching his full potential.

Like Michael Jackson, Phil Collins and Chechnya before him, he has decided to leave the group. We wish him the very best as the new sole founder of ThisIsLono.com, your only source for “All Lono All The Time.”

Doc commented, “Meh, one monkey doesn’t stop the show, somehow we will survive in world without Lono.”

Next week will be our first official week that has 99% less Lono.

What will we do without Halo bashing, “the bottom line”, and Lono’s promotional tour? We’re not sure yet, but we’ll get by.

Sarcasticgamer.com will be holding open tryouts for Lono’s replacement starting on Wednesday of next week. Remember you have to be active on the forums, edit everyone’s articles, write your own articles, set up Sarcastic Gaming Nights, be knowledgeable for the podcast, do the SG Podcast, do other site’s podcasts, and be the biggest A-hole in the world… all for free. Actually, you’ll need to help pay for stuff, too.

Are you America’s Next Top Lono? Go to the forums and get some.

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