This was sent to my inbox yesterday. It’s a SG Forum post by sLiM2269 and it’s freakin hysterical. Here it is, unedited and in it’s entirety:

Gaming pick up lines?!?!

I had an incident at a local watering hole recently that I think deserves an article. My friend, let’s call him Mike, and I were at an establishment enjoying a few frosty beverages when we got onto the subject of gaming. He unfortunately he is a WoW gamer, I know a very big disappointment to me as well as his parents, and starting talking about epic mounts, drop rates in pants, god knows what he was talking about. We began talking about that and his voice started to rise and due to the popularity of this particular establishment, the chatter of other patrons was getting louder and he had to compensate for it. So a few minutes of conversing about WoW he noticed the bartender started to head over and all the sudden he dropped his voice down to almost a whisper and started talking about a subject that wasn’t even related to our previous conversation, WoW. That whole story led up to this Epic question what other Gaming pick-up lines could there be. I have found a few and wanted your input on maybe some other games, besides WoW, that could have these funny types of pick-up lines. Enjoy!! 

These are from WoW, obviously:

“Normally I only ride epic mounts, but let’s talk anyway….”
“Wow, what’s the drop rate on those pants!”
“What do ya say we go back to my place and PVP”
“Damn baby….. you take my breath bar away!”
“Did you raid for those pants, because that ass is epic!”
“Hey baby, you know……Druids can do it on all fours.”
“Don’t worry, I’d never leave you baby, I’m BOP!”
“My bow isn’t the only thing with a 40yd. range.”
“I hope you’ve got enough gold for repairs, cause I’m about to wear your gear out!”
“Good thing I wore my Fire Resist gear, cause you are HOT~!”
“Damnit, my wife just aggroed again, I gotta go.”
“Wanna see my PvPness?”
“Yeah well my new girlfriend is three levels younger than you.”
“My unstoppable force wants to bang your immovable object.”
“Rogues always do it from behind.”
“Come on baby, I got blessing of protection!”
“Can I set my hearthstone to your pants?”
“Sapped girls can’t say no….”

Nice job sliM2269! Write something hilarious in the forums and you may find your post on the main page. You never know!

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