by SupaSlick

Here we are, the day you’ve all been waiting for. Halo 3 day. You’ve marked your calendar, you’ve heard all the hype, you’ve read all the features, you watched all the video clips, and you played the beta test every waking moment you could spare. Now, finally, you’ve gotten your hands on the well reviewed Halo 3.Not all of us all celebrating.

While everyone else is running out to get Halo 3, or getting it in the mail, you know what I’m getting? A BOX! Yep, that’s right, today I finally get my RRoD coffin. Isn’t it great?!!! Check it out, it’s loaded with tons of cool features, such as:

- Exciting Super Sticky Shipping Labels!
- Custom Packing Material!
- Riveting Shipping Instructions. (Must-Read!)
- 3 to 4 weeks of free time!
- Co-op packing minigame!
- and much more!

Why would you want to play a little game like Halo 3 … when I can play with a BOX!

It’s awesome. This is all I need. Why in the world would I want to waste my time with a game filled with amazing gameplay, intriguing storyline, and vast multiplayer features? That crap is so LAME. An empty BOX is where it’s at!

Thanks Microsoft! You guys rule.

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