by Matt ‘Volkov’ Schmidt

This week’s survey reminds us all, just how many accidents can happen when you drink and game. It’s not a laughing matter people.

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Did Bioshock live up to its hype?

ploogle - *head spins* The water….the waaaaaater…..make it stop!

What is the best way to kill a fanboy?

I TROGDOR L - Spoon him with a Wii controller.

I don’t follow. Wiimotes are no good for eating cereal. Unless you mean….ew.

Locke - Take an opposing fanboy, put them in a room together and leave them there. BAM! Kill two fanboys with no stones. I’m brilliant.

How much alcohol do you have to ingest to play Singstar?

Otacon91 - Enough so that when I’m sitting in the corner crying, people will just assume im singing a Linkin Park song.

Pegasus15 - It’d take longer to drink it all than it took to develop the game itself

firestormgamer - Well last time I played it, I just managed to sing “Whats My Age Again” by Blink182, then sat down and passed out. I think I got through almost a whole bottle of Vodka (not to mention the beers I drank before hand).

Yeah, that sounds about right for the typical Singstar party.

regua - I don’t drink alcohol. And I’ve never played Singstar. I guess that’s somehow related.

nine - Regardless of how much you drank, you know the day you find out that your friends put your performance on YouTube, that it was not enough.

What is the most comfortable way to play a game?

iHomer - With a woman.

Chemical Burn - If possible a chair made completely out of silk, a playboy bunny to bring me the drinks I desire, and perhaps an easy bake oven incase I get hungry… I’ll let the bunny do the cooking though as I might start a fire regardless if the oven is safe for 8 year olds.

I…have a dream…

What three weapons would you take from any game, if you had to infiltrate the Pentagon?

ploogle - The Slingshot, Shovel, and Axe from Animal Crossing. *psh* I mean…there’s really no other choice.

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