by SupaSlick

Well, it finally happened. I thought I would be one of the lucky few who escaped the Red Ring of Death, or as many call it RROD, but no luck …. AND now just 6 days until Halo 3… whoopie!In case you’re wondering, I bought my system around Thanksgiving of last year. It’s worked great with no problems, blah, blah, blah, then all of the sudden, BAM! Then, in preparation to commit 360 Hari-Kari (which basically consists of bitching like a school girl while I hook up my PS2) … it came to me:

THE TOP 10 GOOD THINGS ABOUT MY 360’S DEATH:
(Because who doesn’t love a good list?)10. I get to play with shipping stickers when the box comes … always fun.
9. My girlfriend gets more time to force me to watch the WE channel … wait.. that’s not a good thing.
8. The bright blinking red lights make me think of the holidays by a fire, all warm and tosty, like my bricked 360.

7. By the time I’m back up and running … everyone will know all the maps and pwn the crap out of me in Halo 3 and maybe even TF2. – so I’ll feel just like I do now on Rainbow Six .. no change there!
6. I have unexpectedly removed myself from the Halo 3 hype … it’s a freeing experience … like finding Jesus … if Jesus wore green armor … and I wasn’t Jewish.
5. I can finally try out that new MMORPG Doc recently found. What are these “tree” things you speak of?!
4. God of War 2 and my dusty PS2 no longer look so “last-gen.”
3. I get to call India for free!
2. I can stop worrying about how long my 360 is going to last.AND THE #1 GOOD THING ABOUT MY 360’S DEATH: :

1. You’re reading it! More time to devote to our loving Sarcastic Gamer fans!

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