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by Lono

Ever read David Jaffe’s blog? No. Yeah, me neither. Who’s David Jaffe? Dude made God of War. Still never heard of him? Yeah, ok just read along and stop asking questions.

Anyway… Well, its all over the internets that Jaffe posted some IM discussion with some dude who helped make Medal of Honor games (IMO they all sucked except for the first one.) on his blog. The Medal of Honor dude, Adam Orth, said “F**k Halo” during the conversation.

OH NOES!!!

Now the whole world is up in arms and every retard with a keyboard posted comments on his page. I read most of them. Gawd, the comments on his blog make our posters look like brain surgeons. (Kidding, you all know I love you! *kisses*) That’s not even the funniest part. While scrolling down the Jaffe blog of wisdom, I saw on the right side of the page:

Yeah, David Jaffe loves Billy Joel. The dude that had Kratos rip the arms off of harpies loves the soothing song stylings of Billy Joel. Yes it’s okay, you can all die in peace now. The secrets of the universe have been revealed…

Oh yeah, where was I, oh yeah the Medal of Honor guy was dissing Halo. Yeah who cares what that guy thinks. Why is this a story? The headline should be how much David Jaffe loves Billy Freaking Joel. There’s your story. “David Jaffe loves Billy Joel!” Well you know what I say?

F**k Billy Joel.

I think I just broke the internet.

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