by Lono

Source: IGN

The creators of Blue Dragon came out with new, free downloadable content over the weekend. The new content adds additional levels of difficulty to the otherwise notoriously easy Japaneese rpg.Here’s a few things they’ve done to make it harder!

• New random, random battle generator that randomly randomizes the random encounters in random order to make the battles more “random” which equals more difficulty! If it were any more random, it would be an article on Kotaku.
• Even more visual slowdown, because it’s really hard to play a game running at seven frames per second, you know, like Madden on the PS3!
• Your shadows will be on Union time. This means that when you summon them, they may not show up, unless they’re paid scale and get fifty breaks an hour! Man, Teamsters ruin everything.
• In battle menu text will be really, really small… so you’ll need to sit incredibly close to your TV to read it!
• More Engrish!

So there you go Blue Dragon fans! Even more difficulty. Time to go play through the game again! Maybe this time you’ll have to use another button besides the A button to beat the game!So there you go Blue Dragon fans! Even more difficulty.

Time to go play through the game again. I’m gonna smack the ‘A’ button around like Mike Tyson in a domestic “disagreement.”

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