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What in the holy hell is going on with my Xbox Live Marketplace? All I want to do is download Bioshock. That’s all. But no. You little bitch. You taunt me with your 45% over and over. Making me wait and wait while the number never changes. Never. Changes.

“Can’t download Bioshock Demo” …… WTF? Jesus Christ on a Bicycle! Ok, ok… Calm down. Start again, maybe there’s a lot of people downloading the game. Let’s try again. Stay cool.

Dave just called and told me that he downloaded it without a problem. M^therf^cker! Fraking Dave, with his mom’s dial-up, just downloaded my heart’s desire while my cable modem screams at over 100 mbps and just laughs at me.

Why, Xbox why? I’ve cleared the space off of my Hard Drive. I’ve tried to download the demo at different times… at night, during the day, in the morning, again at night and again and again and……………………..AWFRICKINGAWDDAMNMOTHERFRACKINGPIECEOFCRAP! Ok, calm down.

Ok, one more try…. Boot it up… okay its at 45%… here we go…. still 45%…. come on baby…come to daddy……AWFRICKINGAWDDAMNMOTHERFRACKINGPIECEOFCRAP!

PC Load Letter? WTF is that?

Did you download the Bioshock demo? Let Lono know on the FORUMS and rub it in!

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