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What’s Sony hiding in their pocket thats sure to shake your moneymaker come Christmas? Its the Sony Assaxis tm. This new accessory is a Suppository that is controlled by your Bluetooth Sixaxis controller. Sony says “Up Yours!” with this party favor, which is sure to make any game more immersive with it’s bottom shaking abilities.

Rumble your way through Motorstorm with this comfortable, easy to use game enhancer that will make you feel as if you’re in the seat of your favorite vehicle. The bottom line is that this new accessory is sure to give any game in your PS3 library a kick in the pants when it debuts in December 2007.

Consult your doctor before use.

Sony lube is sold separately.

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