O.J. Simpson must hand over game royalties

August 9th, 2007 at 2:58 am · No Comments

by Matt Schmidt
Source: Yahoo News

In a completely unsurprising turn of events, O.J. Simpson must cough up any money he earns from his name being featured in All-Pro Football 2K8. Due to the famous civil lawsuit for the wrongful death of his ex-wife and her friend Ronald Goldman, every dime Take-Two gave him must be sent to the Goldman family. Murderer can’t catch a break, huh?

‘Juice’ has $38 million left to pay off on the suit, and it could easily be solved if some additional royalty-supported features were added to All-Pro Football 2K9:

  • Leave juke and spin alone, but replace the stiff arm button with ‘stab’.
  • Render veins popping out of his hand from his tiny gloves.
  • Under his player profile, list the White Ford Bronco as his vehicle. Optionally, display his DNA sequence.
  • Replace the ‘quit’ option with ‘acquit’.

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