Commentary and Photo by Lono*

SOURCE: Xbox360fanboy, Kotaku

Fire the Hardware developers. All of them.

Microsoft makes crap. I wanted to use my other favorite four-letter-word, but Doc wouldn’t let me. Their consoles? Their consoles break faster than Samuel L. Jackson in “Unbreakable!” Now their Wireless Racing Wheels give off smoke when you use the AC Adapter and it ain’t caused by your mad driving skillz… You know some people actually thought this when their wheel was on fire. These same people probably try to cool their Xbox power brick by submersing it in water. These people are called morons.

Why can’t Microsoft get this stuff right the first time? This isn’t China for crissakes! What in the hell is it going to take for Microsoft to get this stuff right? This crap has been going on since the original Xbox. I’m sick and gawddamn tired of hearing about this. What’s next? Xbox 360’s found attempting to steal soul from owner?

You know that’s next. I’m cool with it though, I know that one little love tap will bust that beeyatch faster than you can say “red ring of death!”

Microsoft, stop making crap.

Thanks.

P.S. Shadowrun sucks and it’s too expensive.

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