By Dave

EA games have announced that they added a few new unlockable features in Madden ’08. These are in addition to the superb graphics and excellent game play that no one else can match because EA owns the NFL gaming rights. This year they have used the rights to the fullest to give the Maddenites a more realistic NFL experience. New in ’08:

• Streaking Fans.
• Maternity suits
• Divorce Court
• Dog Fighting
• Strip Clubs
• Murder (only at strip clubs)
• Assault (again, only at strip clubs)
• Drugs (once again… well you know… strip clubs)
• The triumphant return of drunken Pat Summeral!

EA hopes that all who buy this game love it for its realism and not for its attempted monopoly of the sports gaming industry, but if you buy All-Star Football 2K8, they hope you die in a fiery car crash.

EA Games… It’s In The Game!

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