Commentary by Lono

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Time for more some commentary on all the Halo 3 crap. Yeah, yeah, I know its coming out on 9/25/07. Hell, I even wrote a couple, two or three articles on the topic, but I think I’ve had enough. there’s just too much Halo 3 crap coming out. Waaaayyy too much.

For instance:

Come on. Is this even gonna look good with all of your Black Electronics, on your black shelves? Or sliver shelves. Yes, I know how you bachelors decorate. This thing sticks out like a nun in a whore house.

If you already have controllers, do you need more with this crap on them? Who is this for? If you’re buying this stuff to brag to your buddy, post your address, so I can go to your house and kick your ass.

You can’t wear the helmet, Jackass.

This is what you get with the Legendary Edition. Fifty or Sixty extra bucks? Ya know what? Send me the money, at least you won’t have a whole corporation laughing at you. It’ll just be me.

This is a mock up of the missile ammo from Halo 3. You can hold stuff in it. You can use it to transport controllers and games with it. If you bring it to an airport, you will go to jail. Good luck suckers!

The Zune. With Halo crap on it. It doesn’t play Halo. I know, I know, big shocker. Yep, now you have two Zunes. Good luck with that on ebay.

Mountain Dew. With Master Chief on it. Even Master Chief thinks this sucks.

It goes on and on and on. If I put up every picture of every Halo product, I would crash the site. This juggernaut is getting regawdamndiculous.

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