Apocalypse Now!

August 20th, 2007 · No Comments

Commentary and Photo by Lono*Source: Joystiq

According to Wedbush Morgan analyst Michael Pachter the PS3 sold 160,000 units in July of 2007, while the 360 sold only 115,000 units. Now that the PS3 has managed to sell more units than the 360 for the first time, we here at Sarcastic Gamer believe that this is the first sign of the Apocalypse.

Keep an eye out for other signs of the Apocalypse:

  • Wii fanboys all agreeing that they need to “Cowboy up.”

  • PS3 fanboys all agreeing that they are too “whiny.”

  • 360 fanboys all agreeing that people on their friends list aren’t real “friends.”

  • Hideo Kojima gets a tatoo of Peter Moore on his lower back.

  • Second analog stick on PSP!

  • Marcus Fenix reveals that he is gay!

  • MSG2 Raiden reveals that he isn’t!

  • I shred Free Bird on Expert! Oh lets face it, beating it on Hard would also usher in the Apocalypse… stupid orange button…

Second analog stick on the PSP! Who ever thought the End Times could be Good Times!

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