by Matt Schmidt

SOURCE: Blizzard

Great news guys! World of Warcraft just hit the milestone everyone was waiting for! Blizzard now has nine million subscribing accounts, meaning nine million people are handing over $14.95 a month to:

• Left click
• Right click
• Hold the W key
• Avoid loved ones
• Have cyber-sex with dwarves
• Procrastinate attending dead-end jobs
• Not have money to pay their parents for rent
• Meet people from foreign lands such as Ohio and Canada
• Sit

You know what else $14.95 a month can pay for? Some decent porn sites. Then again, I don’t think the subscription fee is stopping any hairy-knuckled WoW gamer from alt-tabbing to AnalCreamPies.com between raids.

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