by Jeromy “Doc” Adams

SOURCE: E3

So let me get this straight. Nintendo wants me to use their product to get in shape.

How about if I just sit over here and laugh at the poor suckers who buy into Wii-Fit , thinking that this is a plan that they will stick to. If you want to get in shape, I recommend the following scientifically-proven regimen. Ready?

1. Eat less crap
2. Get off your ass and walk around

I know it’s a bit extreme, but it has a much better track record of working, than standing around in front of a Nintendo. Video Games, by nature, are sedentary activities. I play because it’s fun and relaxing. If the object of the “fun and relaxing” game involves me and sweat, no thanks.

Parents of fat kids are going to gobble this garbage up like Chunk-on-Baby-Ruth. Just hope they aren’t too shocked at how little that machine gets used outside the first month. But that’s the norm for most Wii owners anyway.

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