by Lono

With the console wars in full swing, I, Lono the sarcasticgamer firestarter, proclaim that I want the PS3 to win this generation’s console war. Upon careful consideration and several alcoholic beverages, I want PS3 to win because…

• The adoption of Blu-ray as sole HD format = 40 plus gigabytes of Blu-Ray porn!

• The eventual hacking of PlayStation Home to include hot avatar sex.

• Getting a third job to afford the PS4.

• No more overpriced downloadable content. (Yeah, I’m talking to you Activision!)

• No more fitness crap from Nintendo.

• No more Nintendo fanboys!

• Metal Gear Solid 5 with a geriatric Snake. (well, an even more geriatric Snake than he was in MSG4.)

• Replacing Blue in the dictionary with Blu.

• Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire sequels 2, 3, 4 and 5!

and finally…

• Re-buying Star Wars in Blu-Ray.

See friends there are plenty of reasons why PS3 should win the Console War. Were there any reasons that I missed?

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