by Lono

After all of the cans of Red Bull and Snicker’s wrappers are swept up and Santa Monica clears out all the left over riff-raff that attended this years E3 “convention,” we at Sarcasticgamer.com have named the hand that patted Nintendo’s back over and over, “Best of E3 2007!”

We salute you, the hand that is known as the “back patter” for all that you did to congratulate Nintendo’s Reggie Fils-Aime for incessantly going on about how much money the Wii has made. For patting Reggie’s back as he detailed, with ridiculous precision, that the Nintendo DS has sold over 40 million units.

Yes friends, while Call of Duty 4 was ripping your face off with the HD graphics and LittleBigPlanet was showing off something called “innovation,” nothing shown brighter than the self-congratulatory BS dished out by Nintendo. So we salute you Nintendo back patter! With crazy Reggie proclaiming that “He’s happy!” The incessant pouring over sales numbers like a meth addict with an excel spreadsheet! And who could forget the Wii scale, we at Sarcasticgamer have proudly proclaimed the hand that can’t stop patting Nintendo’s back our “Best of E3 2007!”

Honorable mention: “The press’ lips that couldn’t stop kissing Reggie’s rear end.”

Kiss Reggie’s ass here on our FORUMS.