by Matt Schmidt

Times up! The deadline has been reached, and all submissions are final. The first Sarcastic Gamer survey is complete, and your submissions sucked so hard, I could have just as easily made up all your answers myself and have been more entertaining. But in interest of proper journalism (what?), I have to work with your lackluster content.For the record, Pokemon beat Naruto, X360 swept PS3, arcade edged out realism, Sam Fisher destroyed Solid Snake, and most of you didn’t know what the frick a Toostie Pop or Dum Dum was because you are Britlandish or Austrian or some other weird 3rd world country.

Could you beat me at your favorite game?

Zard: Yes, because I’ve never found anybody who can top my score in Tetris (over 1000 lines cleared!).

Yeah, you could beat me at Tetris. I have an acute fear of falling pre-arranged blocks.

Nasher: Hitman: Blood Money – Though you may be good, I’ll cane your ass.

We’re talking games here Nash, not BDSM clubs.

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