by Matt SchmidtDue to the enormous fiscal success of Doom, starring The Rock, Universal Pictures has queued up a sequel for fans and megafans alike.

iD Software’s official word:

We are very pleased that Universal has decided to make another classically shitty movie from our game. From the licensing fees, we can now afford to add extra special shiny effects to the endless steel-reinforced hallways featured in the future Doom 4.

iD will be working with the visual effects department to give the real look and feel that the original Doom engine grasped its community with. Complete with 2d sprites of your favorite characters and pixilated textures, it’s the first silver screen movie ever to be recorded in a 640×480 resolution. The draw back – don’t look for this movie in IMAX theaters, not that people would pay $13 to see it anyway.

No word has surfaced on whether The Rock will come back to save planet Earth. Sarcastic Gamer’s official stance? We’d rather see an elephant taking a dump on a nude 90 year old great-grandmother while listening to Celine Dion.

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