D & D Players Forget To Feed Their Children

July 16th, 2007 · No Comments

by Matt SchmidtSource: The Telegraph

Oh, how I wish it was a Fiction Friday, but unfortunately this is real.

An American couple was so obsessed with Dungeons and Dragons Online, they nearly starved their two children to death. Both of them were under the age of two.

From the source:

The Telegraph wrote:
Police said hospital staff had to shave the head of the girl because her hair was matted with cat urine. She weighed just 10 lbs and was also suffering from a mouth infection, dry skin and severe dehydration. Her brother had to be treated for starvation and a genital infection, while his lack of muscle development caused him difficulty in walking.


These two have brought shame upon themselves, the gaming community, and society in general. Take their kids, and move them far, far away from these horrible people. Lock the so-called parents up in a pound-me-in-the-ass prison. Only feed them every third day. Play a constant audio loop of a baby crying, so it echoes through their cell 24/7. When they get out, burn their genitalia shut. They should never be allowed to reproduce again.
Scum of society.

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