by Matt Schmidt

After about a year of playing new games coming out with new-fangled graphics engines, I finally made it to the optometrist today. I asked him if my vision was going bad, because my eyes were just not seeing the bloom and blur effects in my everyday life. On the computer, they seem to work just fine. But whenever I close out my window of Oblivion, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or Rainbow Six 3: Vegas, everything just looks so…normal.

Light sources aren’t illuminating all the air particles around them. People and other objects look sharp and focused. Life just doesn’t seem to have that constant acid trip feel to it.

According to him, this is a very serious disease known as Reality Syndrome. It’s not fatal, but it will cause dry mouth, constipation, and disillusionment. Luckily, there is a cure!

The High Dynamic Range (HDR) Helmet

Now see what God really meant for you to see! Explore the world with new bloom lighting effects. Take to the streets this stylish headgear and brag to your friends about your superior implanted graphics card. That’s not a smudge on your goggles; it’s real-time blur effects!

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