Electronic Arts, Inc.

209 Redwood Shores Pkwy.

Redwood City, CA 94065

Dear EA,

Boy, you and I sure have had some great times together. At one point, an entire shelf of my computer desk was dedicated just to hold all of the imaginative and thrilling titles you published or produced. Back then, you probably caused more children to be obese from sedentary lifestyles, than lawsuits from overworked employees. But alas, times do change.

Our love/hate relationship has evolved into a just plain ‘hate’ relationship. I don’t think I can continue living in this abusive tango. Remember that time you slapped me, EA? JUST REPEATEDLY SLAPPED ME ACROSS THE FACE with not ONE, not TWO, but THIRTY-FREAKIN-FIVE different The Sims titles, expansion packs, stuff packs, compilation packs, fanny packs, and Pakistanis for my PC? I’m sick of spending my nights crying alone, in the dark, wondering just whatever happened to SimAnt 2. You dissolve your best developers, forget to beta test the Battlefield series, and crank out steaming piles of crap fit only to be played by the blind community (or maybe for just people without senses at all).

It’s over. We’re through.Until you, you know, build up media hype for your next game and I get suckered into buying it.

Yours truly,

A Consumer

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