ploogle
09-20-2007, 04:46 PM
In an astounding move on Bungie's part, Halo 3 will be delayed until December 17th. In an exclusive interview, Dave Candland stated that "We know it'll shock a lot of the dedicated Halo fans out there, but they've got to suck it up and take it like a man: Halo 3 isn't going to be that great. Trust me. My UI sucks."
Fans have been reported to be burning Halo 3 paraphernalia outside retail stores. One hard-core fan offered his opinion. "We're sick and tired of their $#!t. Bungie must give us Halo!" The gamer had a strange look in his eye, like his soul was in intense agony.
In response, Bungie tried to reassure fans that everything will be okay; there will be another sequel. "We're going to make Halo 4: Continue the fight. It'll be a Wii exclusive and offer innovative gameplay with Master Chef and his dangerous cutlery."
Fans are now anticipating Halo 4. Wii sales are expected to skyrocket in the near future.
Fans have been reported to be burning Halo 3 paraphernalia outside retail stores. One hard-core fan offered his opinion. "We're sick and tired of their $#!t. Bungie must give us Halo!" The gamer had a strange look in his eye, like his soul was in intense agony.
In response, Bungie tried to reassure fans that everything will be okay; there will be another sequel. "We're going to make Halo 4: Continue the fight. It'll be a Wii exclusive and offer innovative gameplay with Master Chef and his dangerous cutlery."
Fans are now anticipating Halo 4. Wii sales are expected to skyrocket in the near future.