I am a corporate information technology fellowship employee, with responsibilities in hardware certification, documentation manuscripting, operating system image deployment, and intranet-based web maitenence.

;D

I make funny sounds on the radio.... gosh that sounds really stupid next to yours.

I enhance the listening experience with my sonic compositions. hmm yeah much better.

I am a culturally relativistic researcher into the past of Homo sapien sapiens, an analyzer of stratigraphic profiles, and a valuer of coprolitic evidence for its ability to speak to the consumption patterns of kin groups.

Well, I gave it my best shot. I think the TC wins though.

I am a culturally relativistic researcher into the past of Homo sapien sapiens, an analyzer of stratigraphic profiles, and a valuer of coprolitic evidence for its ability to speak to the consumption patterns of kin groups.

Well, I gave it my best shot. I think the TC wins though.

No way man. You have the vocabulary that I'll never have.

I fix things.. ;)

I'm a student... Uh, Uhhh... I mean... I digest information from culturally diverse persons and transform them into applicable and barely understandable skills which further increases the complication of modern technology.

Let me re-phrase that..

I fix computers! ;)

I am a Lvl 25 homo sapien mage opposed to the horde faction based on the realm Tanaris, named Barrek :D

I am a Lvl 25 homo sapien mage opposed to the horde faction based on the realm Tanaris, named Barrek :D

So you play Wow..

I am a Lvl 25 homo sapien mage opposed to the horde faction based on the realm Tanaris, named Barrek :D

Man, you've got a really boring job.

I am a Lvl 25 homo sapien mage opposed to the horde faction based on the realm Tanaris, named Barrek :D

Man, you've got a really boring job.

Thanks. I try. :-/

I am a corporate account manager at a large reseller of IT products and services helping companies lower their TCI of IT procurement and maximizing their TCO and enhancing their IT and IS environments to maximize profits by working even more hours than they ever did before even though technology is supposed to allow them to work less which is fine with me as long as they keep buying from me and I get paid....(and I really DO know what "pc load-letter" means cause I asked one of the printer vendors about it which has nothing at all to do with my job but where else am I going to brag that I know what it means?)..... *:D

oo ooo I have another one :D

I am a social network site design editor and I offer assistance with HTML/CSS coding problems. I help to create and edit the look and design of the clients' personal website.

not very long but still sounds better than my WoW one ;)

1. Vagabond, atache persuing the hew of oscillated pressure in my pneumomembranes to facilitate subatomic reverberations in harmonics into preengineered syllables over frequencies between a forthnights hertz and a kilos aforemention hertz.

2. dihydro-monoxide & garnet compression technician, defying the sculpt of processsed slag into refabricated subunits of larger transeint constituents.

this was engaging, like some form of steriods for your brain muscle!

1. Vagabond, atache persuing the hew of oscillated pressure in my pneumomembranes to facilitate subatomic reverberations in harmonics into preengineered syllables over frequencies between a forthnights hertz and a kilos aforemention hertz.

2. dihydro-monoxide & garnet compression technician, defying the sculpt of processsed slag into refabricated subunits of larger transeint constituents.

this was engaging, like some form of steriods for your brain muscle!


I thought we were doing this in English only? I can only understand "the" and "of" and "over" :o

1. Vagabond, atache persuing the hew of oscillated pressure in my pneumomembranes to facilitate subatomic reverberations in harmonics into preengineered syllables over frequencies between a forthnights hertz and a kilos aforemention hertz.

2. dihydro-monoxide & garnet compression technician, defying the sculpt of processsed slag into refabricated subunits of larger transeint constituents.

this was engaging, like some form of steriods for your brain muscle!


I thought we were doing this in English only? I can only understand "the" and "of" and "over" :o


1) he makes music that has already been made
2) Dry Cleaning?

ohh err....I support the mobile industry products for a company who started by making digital gaming entertainment programs which has moved into the mobile data collecting market. Our devices are based from the Pegasus project and now are similar to data entry cellular computers. Most of my working day I assist the channel answers questions about OS 5.1.342 upwards, bending light via refractive index to obtain data, disadvantages of purchasing microwaves in stock plots due to the affect on the waves plus other digital queries...

...I can't do this, my skills in using long or spin words is awful :-[

I am a corporate information technology fellowship employee, with responsibilities in hardware certification, documentation manuscripting, operating system image deployment, and intranet-based web maitenence.

;D

same.

plus explaining the difference between a normal page break and a section break on a daily basis..

plus explaining the difference between a normal page break and a section break on a daily basis..


What is the difference between a normal page break and a section break?

;)

And i promised myself i wouldnt bring my wouldn't bring my work home with me:

http://wordtips.vitalnews.com/Pages/T0096_Breaking_Your_Text.html

;-)

And i promised myself i wouldnt bring my wouldn't bring my work home with me:

http://wordtips.vitalnews.com/Pages/T0096_Breaking_Your_Text.html

;-)


Enthralling information! Thank you!

thanks for calling helpdesk. is there anything else we can help you with ?

thanks for calling helpdesk. is there anything else we can help you with ?

Uh yeah. What's the size difference between A4, A5, and a small child shoved into the paper tray?

I distribute goods in order to generate awareness of my client and expectantly transfer the end user to my side. Its better than it sounds.

I distribute goods in order to generate awareness of my client and expectantly transfer the end user to my side. Its better than it sounds.

ZOMG
He is a salesman!!!

1. *Vagabond, atache persuing the hew of oscillated pressure in my pneumomembranes to facilitate subatomic reverberations in harmonics into preengineered syllables over frequencies between a forthnights hertz and a kilos aforemention hertz.

2. dihydro-monoxide & garnet compression technician, defying the sculpt of processsed slag into refabricated subunits of larger transeint constituents.

this was engaging, like some form of steriods for your brain muscle!


I thought we were doing this in English only? I can only understand "the" and "of" and "over" *:o


1) he makes music that has already been made
2) Dry Cleaning?

:translated from 'Psuedo-College-Elitist-'bullbutter' speak':

1. "bum, I talk" *('preengineered syllables' = words::I think decribing the sound vibrations was a little much, though I was asked to make it 'jargon'. *You brought this verbal hell upon yourself!)

2. "water jet machinist, I make small parts for larger parts" the water cuts the metal, FYI (I decided that ironically this was easier to explain that how the jobs done; decribing vectors, shear strength, friction, etc. woulda taken 6 credit hours of college level engineering physics, which you aren't paying me for!"

now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take some chumps money in a scrabble match
...maybe get that crossword tat' I always wanted 8-)

I distribute goods in order to generate awareness of my client and expectantly transfer the end user to my side. Its better than it sounds.

Do you give out samples at grocery stores?

I distribute goods in order to generate awareness of my client and expectantly transfer the end user to my side. Its better than it sounds.

ZOMG
He is a salesman!!!


Nope, I pass out koozies and t-shirts for radio stations.

I sit on my rear end, listen to superiors give me orders on topics I don't care about, then I release my pent up rage on community areas on the world wide web. That sounded scripted and dumb.

hmm... nope, im a student, so im just lazy

I am currently employed in a situation where I take care of child figures before/while/after they enroll in their studies.

(Also, is it just me, or is everyone a guest?)
EDIT: never mind. Someone brought this thread back from the grave...