View Full Version : Episode 34: Big Heads, Barrels, and the Equator


Doc
03-30-2008, 10:28 PM
by Doc (http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/index.php/author/Doc/) http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/episode34.jpg
We have a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes at Sarcastic Gamer, and this episode is a bit of a window i
nto the chaos. Dirty secrets for attracting traffic? Answered. We also hit heavily on the drama surrounding our boycott of Battlefield: Bad Company.

Lono’s appetite for attention
T-shirt’s are shipped! (You should have a “shipped” email)
Crap Factory
GCN News
N4G article on N4G gets pulled by N4G
The Birth of a Boycott (Bad Company)
Why boycott Bad Company?
A call to action. Sarcastic Gamers mobilize!
Mixed bag of Warhawk
Uncharted philosophy:
“Let’s store explosive barrels in a temple”
Lono dribbles, shoots, and misses
How to get easy traffic for your website
More fanboyism discussion
The Sarcastic Gamer cartoon is born
Dave is always just Dave
Gaming Night grows bigger!
Dave goes too far
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naruto20
03-30-2008, 10:42 PM
Nice dling now!

viatrophy
03-30-2008, 11:06 PM
Awesome show guys,

Loved the N4G situation, that made me laugh like hell!

I'm in a right 'sticky' situation with the boycott.. due to I've loved every battlefield game for a long long time now.. and I had such high hopes for this game..
I would usually back you guys within a heart beat, but this is the only time I'm having to think twice.. I won't be buying any content thats fo' sure. So I'm really not sure what to do :(
I agree with Doc..

Bauer22
03-30-2008, 11:24 PM
Nice one again guys. The big 50 is coming up soo.... well in 16 weeks.

Yeah Im totally with Doc. I want to burn something! *Gets enough torches for 2,559 members of the forums*

Also. When/is SupaSlick coming back? Chances are Regua will post the post where it gives me the answer but I dont care. He was a great addition to the site. :thumbsup:

ritterjcat
03-30-2008, 11:28 PM
Another great show! When y'all were talking about moving up in iTunes rankings, I decided to go check it out for myself and when I clicked on the Games & Hobbies category, sure enough, there was SG on the front page! Way to go guys! You definitely deserve some recognition for this outstanding podcast.

I've "joined" the Bad Company boycott. I've been frustrated with EA an DICE since the BF2 days. I logged almost 600 hours on that game (check it out here (http://bf2s.com/player/48005366/) if you don't believe me) and though I loved playing it, the lack of support and retarded patches made it a very frustrating love. If they were going to lower the price for the game initially, I might be down with forking over some cash for a cool new weapon, but expecting us to pay full retail for the game and then pay more for weapons that, as Lono mentioned, have already been made is utter crap. It's now official: EA + BF = BS!

dark sora
03-30-2008, 11:44 PM
WOO! I got a mention! So Lono, I will get the info on the next gamer night soon.

I almost peed myself during the equator portion. LOL.

naruto20
03-31-2008, 12:07 AM
Hey dave I sent you a invite.

DemonicDerek
03-31-2008, 12:58 AM
Lol, nice opening ad!

Laugh Monkey!

STOP TEASING ME BY TALKING ABOUT SG GAMING NIGHT GOD!...then again it was self inflicted damage through a baning... stupid lono...

ICK-WAY-TOR!

darkwonders
03-31-2008, 01:17 AM
Awesome show guys,

Loved the N4G situation, that made me laugh like hell!

I'm in a right 'sticky' situation with the boycott.. due to I've loved every battlefield game for a long long time now.. and I had such high hopes for this game..
I would usually back you guys within a heart beat, but this is the only time I'm having to think twice.. I won't be buying any content thats fo' sure. So I'm really not sure what to do :(
I agree with Doc..

It's nothing to great. Granted I've only played 2142, but there's nothing even remotely the same translated over... They didn't even put in a prone option!!!

Hooded Vendetta
03-31-2008, 06:49 AM
Another great show, Always look forward to the podcasts :)

Love Daves dumbness at the end (No offence, Im the same:o)

SWF Joker
03-31-2008, 07:30 AM
lono isnt on enough podcasts imo

Hooded Vendetta
03-31-2008, 07:32 AM
lono isnt on enough podcasts imo

Your sig is slightly disturbing :undecided:

MightyMutt
03-31-2008, 08:37 AM
As always a good show - the Equator bit with Dave was hysterical.

I vote that you stop getting Dave to do take outs 'in the style of' and just get him to read a list of words he can't pronounce. :lol:

And apparently I've been working hard on something?
Me working hard? You must have me mistaken for someone else. :huh:

Artemis
03-31-2008, 09:13 AM
Above G4, nice. Sooner or later Ill have to make an Itunes account.
N4G FTW!!

Inzader
03-31-2008, 10:49 AM
Who one the Neverwrights Game... on the Mac. Hopefully it was me!!!

darkwonders
03-31-2008, 12:35 PM
And dave about the footsoldiers, there's an auto aim to help out. You can straff and it'll still keep on the person somewhat.

You also have to utilize your grenades. Battles can be decided quickly by who can hit the other person with a grenade first. Plus it's great to blow up enemy mines, hopefully taking them out with a mine explosion.

VinDali
03-31-2008, 12:58 PM
Thanks for handling my package Wifey :w00t:
Can't wait to get my shirt.

Great show guys. Stay strong Doc!! Fight the power. In this weak economy we cannot have a developer rob us for our spare change. We may need it to get that pizza later on, or *hick-up* beer.

Lono_Lives
03-31-2008, 01:13 PM
Thanks for handling my package Wifey :w00t:
Can't wait to get my shirt.


See what you've started Doc?

Nice one VinDali. :thumbsup:

VinDali
03-31-2008, 01:18 PM
See what you've started Doc?

Nice one VinDali. :thumbsup:

It was just too tempting to resist.
I got my T-shirt in the mail today BTW :w00t:

ploogle
03-31-2008, 01:23 PM
Man, I hope my shirt gets here soon...

Downloading the podcast now. With dial-up. It'd better be worth it...:p

Note: I only use dial-up when someone else is hogging the cable connection. Our router doesn't work well, so we have to switch control of the cable modem.

regua
03-31-2008, 01:41 PM
I hope my T-shirt gets here soon. But if it doesn't contain the "You've won Rock Bond!" notice, I'm sending it back.

strika234
03-31-2008, 03:55 PM
Funny podcast guys!:thumbsup:

Lono, it seemed you were a bit off your game today...

darkwonders
03-31-2008, 03:57 PM
so will it be known publically who won the rock band?

Tinman
03-31-2008, 04:15 PM
Awesome as always!

And that hand written thank you note is a plus! Thank you SG, for keeping me from getting laid.

RatTail
03-31-2008, 04:17 PM
Lol. Dave can't say equator. That was an awesome episode. Keep up the good work.

rothbart
03-31-2008, 04:18 PM
And dave about the footsoldiers, there's an auto aim to help out. You can straff and it'll still keep on the person somewhat.

You also have to utilize your grenades. Battles can be decided quickly by who can hit the other person with a grenade first. Plus it's great to blow up enemy mines, hopefully taking them out with a mine explosion.

I left a comment on the main post (front page) along the same lines... I also pointed out that crouching increases accuracy and you can pull slightly up and "potentially" get a head shot, killing the enemy faster.

JoshDargie
03-31-2008, 04:30 PM
Great podcast :). Agree with the boycott.

unohisname
03-31-2008, 04:42 PM
I just got my T-shirt in the mail fix well so thats good

Maulin
03-31-2008, 04:43 PM
Great episode. Tinman, I gotta give you your props. That was really funny. EEEEquator. LOL. I'll boycott the game, but I didn't plan on getting it anyway.

BTW, welcome to the formus JoshDargie. Remember, there's nothing to fear but fear itself...and Lono.

Tinman
03-31-2008, 04:58 PM
Tinman, I gotta give you your props. You are a well liked, and respected member of our community and don't get the credit you so richly deserve.

Thanks. I practiced like thirty times in front of a mirror.:tongue:

xibxang
03-31-2008, 05:19 PM
Quality show as usual, guys. I'm all for the boycott but then again I'm a militant b*****d and I'd campaign against my granny given half a chance.

ShelbyF
03-31-2008, 05:46 PM
I say equator like Dave which I now know is supposedly wrong. I'm just going to blame it on my Arkansas education.

dark sora
03-31-2008, 05:47 PM
Awesome as always!

And that hand written thank you note is a plus! Thank you SG, for keeping me from getting laid.


pfft, like you need help. (badum sh!):wink2:

Tinman
03-31-2008, 05:50 PM
pfft, you know a shirt can't stop you!

Thanks for all the love everybody!

dark sora
03-31-2008, 05:54 PM
oh snap!

MassEffect
03-31-2008, 05:55 PM
Hey, guys I have finally been able to get back to this site after a few months of not being able too! Yay. This was a awesome podcast as usual. I also went and just wanted to listen to lono on gamerdork. He is so humble on other peoples podcast, yet here he is a ass. Wow!

I agree with thee podcast some of the things companies try to charge us for is stupid.

Dave can't say equator. LOL!

Oh and MightyMutt's comic is awesome, can't wait till the next one.

L0n3s74r
03-31-2008, 08:29 PM
Hey guys. Yet another great podcast. You make my Mondays bearable by making me laugh my butt off over my lunch hour. The equator bit, as everyone else has pointed out, was hysterical. I am kinda surprised that no one mentioned the latest on EA's hostile attempt to acquire Take Two. Although I guess that would just be icing on the cake in our hatred for EA due to the boycott. Anyway, great job as always. Dave, no "take us out" has been as good as the "No matter how much you shake and dance, two drops always land on the pants." Keep trying buddy. I'll keep laughing. Thanks guys!!

Inzader
03-31-2008, 08:34 PM
I won Never Winters 2 W00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YALL!!!!!! HHELLL YA!

Cloudx159
03-31-2008, 08:38 PM
Jesus coming out of the disk slot?!
to much lmao...

MadMikeMan
03-31-2008, 08:53 PM
lol, funny show, and I pronounce it like ee-kway-ter

whoot for the boycott.

Sparten810
03-31-2008, 08:54 PM
Great Episode, keep up the good work

jimash
03-31-2008, 09:08 PM
EQUATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how hard is it dave!!!!!!! cmon!!!!!!

ZayneAshe
03-31-2008, 09:12 PM
After all the crap of this past weekend, you guys have delivered two things I really needed. :grin:

First of all, clearly, it was the Podcast that put the smile back on my face. Hell, i loved the opening Bad Company ad so much, I played through that part twice before continuing on through the rest of the Podcast. Also, on the subject of the conversation around Bad Company and its DLC, EA has been doing this crap for a while now. I'm going to focus on two examples; Rock Band and Prostreet.

With Rock Band, on day one there was already 11 songs for download. Granted, they were actual downloads and not just stuff that was previously on the disk, and I'd say even the packs (Metallica and The Police) felt like real DLC, but what was up with the 5 individual songs? Why weren't they included on the disk as more Bonus Tracks? Granted, I'm no insider and for all I know those songs were finalized after the game went gold, but it just feels ... off.

But a greater concern is with Prostreet. Same day the game came out, you could download Packs that added more events and cars ... packs that were a whole 102kb big (aka, unlock keys). This is the greater evil of the current generation of gaming and EA is milking it for all its worth with so many games its pathetic. Like you guys, if I slap down $60 for a game, I expect to be able to access all $60 of disk, not a chunk of it with the rest only accessible after I cough up another $5-10.

When it comes to Bad Company, it will be interesting to see if the DLC is already on the disk or not, but the thing I think bugs me about the whole Bad Company deal is that it still hasn't gone gold and they are already having fun announcing DLC that will be out at the same time as the game. Clearly they are already working on it, and who knows, they could have been working on it from the beginning and it wasn't a last minute decision, and I think most of the fans of the series would be willing to wait an extra two or whatever weeks to inure these guns and such actually end up in the game and accessible without extra cost.

I guess the real division for me is that if they are working on content for the future, thats one thing, but content that is out at the same time and they want you to fork over more for it, especially if its already on the disk, is one of the worst things to happen to gaming.

Secondly, I woke up to find that my shirt was here ^_^ $20 well spent ... don't let Lono spend it all.

Finally, on the subject of those that criticize you for talking too much 360 and not enough PS3, I have this to say. One of the things I love about Sarcastic Gamer so much is that you all talk only about things you know about. Yes, there is a large amount of 360 talk and posts, but considering you all own 360's, you have a great base to come from. I would rather listen to a Podcast (like Sarcastic Gamer) where they talk about thing they know then to ramble on endlessly about things they have no basis for, like so many other shows and TV News stations.

On the other hand, now that two of the members of SG have their PS3's, I'm sure you'll hear more about the system, its games, its pluses and minuses ... so just chill for now. If you are that desperate to hear people ramble on about something, regardless if they know anything about it or not, this is not a place for you. That's what Fox News is for.

Keep up the good work guys :thumbsup:

PopTrogdor
03-31-2008, 10:04 PM
good thing i was never going to buy bad company anyway! but i shall join you!

LiquidPenguin
04-01-2008, 12:05 PM
I filled out the survey thing and wrote you a review on iTunes, hopefully this helps you out some.

Doc, dont worry about battlefield BC, when you get a PS3 Warhawk will make you forget all about it.

regua
04-01-2008, 12:33 PM
Heh, I've just realised I pronounce "equator" with an "ee" sound as well. I can put the blame for it on my inability to spkea englisch prporely, touhgh, c'nt i?

killer bonnar
04-01-2008, 02:55 PM
i wet my pants cos dave couldn't say Equator, hahaha.

crashcrazy
04-01-2008, 03:11 PM
nice podcast guys, and I hope you get more laughs from N4G.

Kage
04-03-2008, 06:43 AM
I was pissing myself at the end xD

ninjabean
04-04-2008, 11:34 AM
I've never heard the correct to say equator before this show. Kansas and everybody in it has done me wrong!

ploogle
04-04-2008, 11:42 AM
I've never heard the correct to say equator before this show. Kansas and everybody in it has done me wrong!

Yeah...it's pronounced ĭ-kwā'tər...according to Dictionary.com. I always thought it was e-QUEY-ter, but what would I know? :huh:

Shidela
04-04-2008, 01:26 PM
I always thought it was e-QUEY-ter, but what would I know? :huh:

Me too :( But I hadn't even thought about it before the show.

regua
04-04-2008, 01:49 PM
Yeah...it's pronounced ĭ-kwā'tər...according to Dictionary.com. I always thought it was e-QUEY-ter, but what would I know? :huh:
Actually, there are multiple dictionaries on dictionary.com. American Heritage Dictionary is the one that shows /ĭ-kwā'tər/, but according to the Dictionary.com Unabridged one as well as Oxford and Cambridge dictionaries it's /ɪˈkweɪhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngtər/ ([i-kwey-ter]).

ploogle
04-04-2008, 09:27 PM
Actually, there are multiple dictionaries on dictionary.com. American Heritage Dictionary is the one that shows /ĭ-kwā'tər/, but according to the Dictionary.com Unabridged one as well as Oxford and Cambridge dictionaries it's /ɪˈkweɪhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngtər/ ([i-kwey-ter]).

Darn you, regua. You always have to look smarter than everyone else, don't you? You just have to! You have this...thing about it. :roll:

strika234
04-04-2008, 10:11 PM
it comes from using wikipedia so often....

Maulin
04-04-2008, 10:13 PM
Maulin <3 Wikipedia!