Lono and I settle an old score with Dave and permanently change his name. What follows is a stream-of-conciousness show that is either profound or embarassing. We can't quite decide which. Anyhow, here's how it went down.

IGN Owes us $14.95
Dave's Fergie Ferg punishment
Reaching out to Greg Goodrich (Sierra)
Sierra projects in jeopardy
Is this the real face of Activision Blizzard?
Fergie Ferg's Playswitch payola
Dave's addiction to free crap
Rainbow Six Vegas 2 impressions
Rainbow Six Vegas nostalgia
Call of Duty 4 tourney update
4 Horsemen go 3-2
LHL goes 1-4
Drama galore
Email of the week
Macintosh gaining rapidly on PC
Win Neverwinter Nights 2 for MAC (Intel only)
Volkov is BACK! Big Article COMING REALLY SOON!
iTunes thanks (We're close to a milestone)
Fergie Ferg takes us out
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Sweet. You guys are the best, seeing as it's Easter an all! Wasn't sure if you were going to have a podcast this week.

btw. I'm in the beta as well... You guys should make room for me on your buddy list :thumbsup:

My prediction is the Fergie Ferg will come back next time Dave bombs a "take us out". It will be something to loom...oh yes...much looming will be done.

Demonic Derek's ringer FTW :lol:

How's that resume coming?

I want a monkey...

Good show. Shame to hear about Sierra though, I did read the article on the site, but thought it was fiction Friday :sad:

Great guys. Very early too. I like Sierra but all I can say is this, They made TimeShift.

I wont even get started on the Mac Vs. PC topic because Im to busy making a movie in iMovie, listen to "The Hand That Feeds" in iTunes, editing a photo in Pixelmator, and writing this in Firefox. How are your blue screens going?

Yeah I doubt the "Take Us Out" will be good for long...

I want a monkey...

Well lets think about this for a moment. Monkeys dont come cheap and think of all the permits! :roll: I could continue.

Great guys. Very early too. I like Sierra but all I can say is this, They made TimeShift.

I wont even get started on the Mac Vs. PC topic because Im to busy making a movie in iMovie, listen to "The Hand That Feeds" in iTunes, editing a photo in Pixelmator, and writing this in Firefox. How are your blue screens going?

Yeah I doubt the "Take Us Out" will be good for long...



Well lets think about this for a moment. Monkeys dont come cheap and think of all the permits! :roll: I could continue.


Really iBoy I've never had a blue screen and I've never had any microsoft product fail on me ... maybe if you knew how to take care of something you wouldn't have to stay on that simple os. (I've also had my xbox 360 for 2 years and its never got the red rings MWHAHAHA)

I have nothing against mac or mac users but you guys have such high ego's and sometimes have to be brought down a bit. ( I know not all mac users)

Dave your "Take Us Out" this time was awesome.

The show was really good as always.

Great show guys.
If I had money I might actually switch to macs, because right now my PC is so bad (mostly because its old) that I would go for a good Mac if needed :D

Nice "Take Us Out" Fer...Err..Dave. lol

Really iBoy I've never had a blue screen and I've never had any microsoft product fail on me ... maybe if you knew how to take care of something you wouldn't have to stay on that simple os. (I've also had my xbox 360 for 2 years and its never got the red rings MWHAHAHA)

I have nothing against mac or mac users but you guys have such high ego's and sometimes have to be brought down a bit. ( I know not all mac users)

Dave your "Take Us Out" this time was awesome.

The show was really good as always.

I think this comic is fitting

http://www.cad-comic.com/comics/20060513.jpg

I think this comic is fitting

http://www.cad-comic.com/comics/20060513.jpg

So true I love that comic, I love these more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9Krgk4Mlps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM4jO5B4rag

Really iBoy I've never had a blue screen and I've never had any microsoft product fail on me ... maybe if you knew how to take care of something you wouldn't have to stay on that simple os. (I've also had my xbox 360 for 2 years and its never got the red rings MWHAHAHA)

I have nothing against mac or mac users but you guys have such high ego's and sometimes have to be brought down a bit. ( I know not all mac users)



Oh you guys know I kid. I know Vista is great at what everyone expects from it. Crashing! Ok Im sorry, I had to. :evil:


Oh and this is for the Mr.T of Lanyards...

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g16/milkyway2293/MR-T-SG.jpg
Yeah I know, it could be better but thats what you get for a half hours work at 3 am. *One last PC joke I swear!*

Oh you guys know I kid. I know Vista is great at what everyone expects from it. Crashing! Ok Im sorry, I had to. :evil:


Oh and this is for the Mr.T of Lanyards...

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g16/milkyway2293/MR-T-SG.jpg
Yeah I know, it could be better but thats what you get for a half hours work at 3 am. *One last PC joke I swear!*

Ah, I use vista (Not by Choice It came with my laptop). It hasn't crashed once, but I will allow you to get away with jokes.

I think I might buy a sarcastic gamer shirt with the money I have left over, because I didn't buy a mac.

When I was choosing between my clan leader and gamerchick for the ringer, I literally thought about which was better and they are about the same. So then I thought about how most people underestimate girl gamers and so yeah... I figured that would aid in a potential sucess and so this is the end result. So I am thoroughly satisfied!

I am going to graduate high school!?!?! sweet...jk.

Really iBoy I've never had a blue screen and I've never had any microsoft product fail on me ... maybe if you knew how to take care of something you wouldn't have to stay on that simple os. (I've also had my xbox 360 for 2 years and its never got the red rings MWHAHAHA)

I have nothing against mac or mac users but you guys have such high ego's and sometimes have to be brought down a bit. ( I know not all mac users)

Dave your "Take Us Out" this time was awesome.

The show was really good as always.

When are you going t bring him down?

?

I am going to graduate high school!?!?! sweet...jk.

We never said what year.

Time to change Dave's name in the right sidebar on the main page. It doesn't say "Fergie Ferg" yet.

Me want Bacon Salt =o.. And agree with Regua that Dave could change the right sidebar too Fergie Ferg and maybye make another song :P.. I miss the Parody song=o.. And me want a monkey name Lono,Doc or Dave aka Fergie Ferg :P

Downloading it as I type...

I am demanding a mention of Team NEB! :p
Due to hearing a random thing. aha.

Great show guys,

I am listening now. Very strange this - I was listening, about 6 minutes in, while loading the Bourne Conspiracy website. The Bourne game music came on while I was listening to the podcast. It worked incredibly well! Consider the Bourne game website music as background music for the podcast. It was very entertaining! It made Lono sound like he was talking about very high-tech stuff...

EDIT: Don't worry Dave, balaamsafe is addicted to free stuf as well. We were at p.com live and he went back to get more goody bags because they were free. He also went around looking for free stuff. You are not alone...

LOVED IT! xD Nice take us out dave:P loved it !xD

Epic episode. BUTTMONKEY! You give me a monkey. I think I'm a free stuff adict too. Is there a Free Stuff-aholics Anonymous?

funny show guys!

I'm not sure if it would have been better or worse if I'd been there when we played your team, but we beat you and that's all that matters.:p

When I was choosing between my clan leader and gamerchick for the ringer, I literally thought about which was better and they are about the same. So then I thought about how most people underestimate girl gamers and so yeah... I figured that would aid in a potential sucess and so this is the end result. So I am thoroughly satisfied!

I am going to graduate high school!?!?! sweet...jk.

Not to mention your connection sucked. No matter how many bullets we riddled your body with, you were able to turn around and shoot us once and we were down.
You should not host any more - at least in the tournament.

Good show guys.
Good drop TazBaby99!

Not to mention your connection sucked. No matter how many bullets we riddled your body with, you were able to turn around and shoot us once and we were down.
You should not host any more - at least in the tournament.

Good show guys.
Good drop TazBaby99!

The Beez says it works fine.

^they managed to massacre us even if derek had lag, so its not that big of a problem.

oh right. I forgot.

Ha, great podcast. And yeah most of my friends would go out of their way to get some useless free stuff, so you're not alone Dave.

I love free stuff. That's Why I better win that Mac game.
Give me the game or the dog dies.http://alignmap.com/wp-content/Graphics/lampoon-dog-big.jpg

loved the show and really appreciate u having it up so quick instead of monday morning when i wont have time to download, its nice to be able to download before i go to bed

*Dave the night before the Oscars*

Dave : Okay my plan is I kidnap George Clooney and lock him in my bathroom.Then I get a mould of his face, paint it to match his skin tone, dye my hair, drive to the Oscars, take his place and grab my free gift bag with an Iphone in it.

Lono : How much is all that gonna cost?

Dave : Around $2173

Lono : Don't you come out loosing two grand?

Dave : Yeah, but dude free Iphone!

nice show. but doc if you like Sierra so much why dont you play time shift. great games. fps but you get to pause, stop and reverse time. it is so kick ass but no one knows about it because it came out around cod4 and halo 3

nice show. but doc if you like Sierra so much why dont you play time shift. great games. fps but you get to pause, stop and reverse time. it is so kick ass but no one knows about it because it came out around cod4 and halo 3

I rented it, played it and kinda thought it was TimeShift minus the "F".

I rented it, played it and kinda thought it was TimeShift minus the "F".

I played timeshift for a bit. It's one of those things where I was like WOW what a concept...

Concept.... game... not so much. I'm a fan not an idiot.

I played timeshift for a bit. It's one of those things where I was like WOW what a concept...

Concept.... game... not so much. I'm a fan not an idiot.

I did quite like timeshift. it could of been made better though.. :p


Oh & Im still demanding my 'Team NEB!' shout-out on the next show. :tongue:

did dave get his ps3 yet? because i ordered it from sony style the same say and have still not gotten mine. or maybe he did the same thing as me buy warhawk before the ps3. not the smartest thing i have ever done

I played timeshift for a bit. It's one of those things where I was like WOW what a concept...

Concept.... game... not so much. I'm a fan not an idiot.

I thought it was alright but COD4 just blew it out of the water, if they had of released it six months earlier I would have bought it.

We never said what year.

Yeah, but I never said that either.... FYI I am on the honor roll... so expect 2011.

If you want to know anything else:

I have a 3.2 (I screwed up on my finals otherwise would be higher...got C's on my spanish and french exams)

I have no study halls, and it is a block schedule (4 classes each day, 1.5 hours long every other day)... and so yeah...

I have spring break right now and for some odd reason I am bored out of my mind!... I'm gonna go play AOE 3...

wow. how do you have time to play video games?

When are you going t bring him down?

?

Haha doc, I just bought a ps3 wanna play?

WEll I get home at 4 pm. I then get something to eat and then it is usually 4:30pm by the end of that. I watch some TV now its 5pm and I play video games till 10pm. Screw around on the computer till 11pm and then start my homework.

In otherwords I average about 5hours of sleep a night... yeah I know its bad for me, but I still get good grades so I am content... except in spanish where it has gotten noticebly harder... I did better when I had french and spanish back to back!

Oh and did I mention that I am in accelerated math?

Meaning I learn math at a faster pace. In other words I learn at 1.5x the speed of regular math because in two years (freshman and sophmore) I learn freshman, sophmore, and junior math. After that then I will be in "advanced math"...

So yeah I study hard, game hard, and lose sleep a lot. I also manage to throw anime club and hockey/soccer/lacrosse refereeing into there don't forget that. Oh and I am in Student Technical support for my school. So after school I go around fixing computers!

In otherwords I usually have a full schedule... the assholish attitude you mostly know me as is from lack of sleep. Currently I am on spring break aka sleep time! So right now is probably where I have rational thought more than other times.

Oh and one more thing, generally speaking I never study (I almost always get a B or above on my tests just by trying except in spanish... which is mainly because last sem. I didn't sleep through the lessons as much...).

WEll I get home at 4 pm. I then get something to eat and then it is usually 4:30pm by the end of that. I watch some TV now its 5pm and I play video games till 10pm. Screw around on the computer till 11pm and then start my homework.

In otherwords I average about 5hours of sleep a night... yeah I know its bad for me, but I still get good grades so I am content... except in spanish where it has gotten noticebly harder... I did better when I had french and spanish back to back!

How long does it take you to do homework? when I was in public school it didn't start till 8 and the bus normally comes at 7:15 which by your math would have been me getting up at 6:30, So inless it takes you 2 hours to complete homework ....

I get up at 7:20ish am....

Math is a bitch and usually takes 1-1.5hours... so yeah... French/Spanish takes almost half an hour... Industrial Technology never has any homework...usually nor does Microsoft Word 2 (WE just learn to format and type documents). Biology is generally very short in terms of how long it takes to do homework. Asian Latin is also generally short however there is the occasional quarter project assignment that takes 4 hours or so...

Ah, I see. okay

Yeah, I really need to improve on the efficiency of my methods, but at the current time I am just happy with my grades and so yeah...

WEll I get home at 4 pm. I then get something to eat and then it is usually 4:30pm by the end of that. I watch some TV now its 5pm and I play video games till 10pm. Screw around on the computer till 11pm and then start my homework.

In otherwords I average about 5hours of sleep a night... yeah I know its bad for me, but I still get good grades so I am content... except in spanish where it has gotten noticebly harder... I did better when I had french and spanish back to back!

Oh and did I mention that I am in accelerated math?

Meaning I learn math at a faster pace. In other words I learn at 1.5x the speed of regular math because in two years (freshman and sophmore) I learn freshman, sophmore, and junior math. After that then I will be in "advanced math"...

So yeah I study hard, game hard, and lose sleep a lot. I also manage to throw anime club and hockey/soccer/lacrosse refereeing into there don't forget that. Oh and I am in Student Technical support for my school. So after school I go around fixing computers!

In otherwords I usually have a full schedule... the assholish attitude you mostly know me as is from lack of sleep. Currently I am on spring break aka sleep time! So right now is probably where I have rational thought more than other times.

Oh and one more thing, generally speaking I never study (I almost always get a B or above on my tests just by trying except in spanish... which is mainly because last sem. I didn't sleep through the lessons as much...).

T.M.I.

I didn't realize that this was DemonicDerek.com. Now I know everything about a person I know nothing about!:thumbsup:

did dave get his ps3 yet? because i ordered it from sony style the same say and have still not gotten mine. or maybe he did the same thing as me buy warhawk before the ps3. not the smartest thing i have ever done

Got it on Saturday. Warhawk arrived from playswitch on the same day, it worked out perfectly.

I played timeshift for a bit. It's one of those things where I was like WOW what a concept...

Concept.... game... not so much. I'm a fan not an idiot.

I liked timeshift. The text was too small, but the gameplay was fun, and watching people fire rockets back at themselves is hilarious... So is watching people in slow-motion as they know they can't escape... :lol:

Got it on Saturday. Warhawk arrived from playswitch on the same day, it worked out perfectly.

Good for you Dave. Welcome aboard. (Put your PSN ID on the wiki entry.) See you on warhawk! Just waiting for Doc now (cough.........cough *buy one* cough cough...excuse me. Damn, if only subliminal advertising was legal still, we could get Doc to buy a PS3 also.) (Oops, my said my thought aloud... ):shocked:

you give me a monkey

classic

got to love the living legend lono

I didn't realize that this was DemonicDerek.com. Now I know everything about a person I know nothing about!:thumbsup:

Please let it be the last week his name is spoken. Please... pretty please?

"You are my monkey - LAUGH!!!"

I seriously laughed out loud through the entire podcast, especially when you compared Animathias on Red Bull to Napoleon Dynamite. Best podcast in months.

Also, great take-us-out, Dave. Don't anticipate any record deals though.

T.M.I.

Could'nt have said it better myself.

Im still a couple episodes and Humpdays behind.

Im off to France on Friday and its going to be a long drive so queue Ipod and Sarcastic Gamer Podcasts to keep me sane.

(im storing them ;))

butt monkey

Great podcast. Don't know why you'd need a monkey though - what's wrong with Dave?

Great show guys! Still can't get over "Fergie Ferg", though!

(Typed and posted via Wii!)

Great show guys! Still can't get over "Fergie Ferg", though!

(Typed and posted via Wii!)

Done on a Wii? Must have taken two hours to type that out...

lol...

You guys made me laugh out loud on the city bus and I got looked at like I was nuts, but it was totally worth it!:thumbsup:

Nooo more fergieferg!!!

2x post sorry.

You guys made me laugh out loud on the city bus and I got looked at like I was nuts, but it was totally worth it!:thumbsup:

Welcome!

Hey Lono....

I tried out that Hardcore Christian Gamer podcast and it was alright, but it wasn't all THAT if you know what I mean.

I don't know, maybe you guys have spoiled us somehow.

Hey Lono....

I tried out that Hardcore Christian Gamer podcast and it was alright, but it wasn't all THAT if you know what I mean.

I don't know, maybe you guys have spoiled us somehow.

Thanks for trying it out. those guys work hard over there!