View Full Version : XBOX 360 Scratches Virgin Mary Likeness


Doc
07-13-2007, 12:20 PM
by Jeromy "Doc" Adams

Catholics from all over the world are flocking to St. Cloud Minnesota to see what some believe is an image of the Virgin Mary scratched into the surface of an XBOX 360 game disc. Saul Lopez says, his copy of Forza Motorsports 2 is "all f%^*ed up."

"I just made a kick ass new car, and I started up the game when all of the sudden my 360 popped up this window that said my disc was unreadable. I took it out to blow on it, and that's when I saw this lady who kinda looked like Jesus' mom."

Lopez showed the damaged game disc to his mother, a devout Catholic, who immediately collapsed to the ground and began speaking in tongues.

"I thought she was just pissed because it got scratched. That game was like 60 bucks," said Lopez. "In the name of the father, the son, and holy spirit.... I want a new disc!"

Lono_Lives
07-13-2007, 12:47 PM
You might be going to hell for that one... :twisted: :evil: :?:

phloidf787
07-13-2007, 01:23 PM
Nah, I heard the pope wants to Beatify Doc.

Doc
07-13-2007, 02:17 PM
Nah, I heard the pope wants to Beatify Doc.

THat sounds painful

phloidf787
07-13-2007, 02:22 PM
Well, I suppose it might be, since you have to be dead to get beatified by the pope.

Lumpydonut
07-13-2007, 03:23 PM
I think this shouldn't be on False Friday.
It is "degrading" to those catholics that were complaining about the church or w/e
plus I wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened...

Altered_Weapon
07-13-2007, 04:30 PM
I think this shouldn't be on False Friday.
It is "degrading" to those catholics that were complaining about the church or w/e
plus I wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened...

It is funny how a picture of Jesus himself didn't appear on the disc. That there goes to show you that God himself doesn't fully endorse the 360.

CaptainDDL
07-13-2007, 04:43 PM
Heh. I'd much rather have the game, although that disk could make me a millionaire. :p

Doc
07-13-2007, 07:25 PM
Heh. I'd much rather have the game, although that disk could make me a millionaire. :p

yEAH.. i MEAN THAT ONE GUY SOLD A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH FOR A BUNDLE, IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD DO WITH A GAME.. YOU COULD WORSHIP THE DISC AND THEN PLAY IT

Lumpydonut
07-13-2007, 09:57 PM
Heh. I'd much rather have the game, although that disk could make me a millionaire. :p

yEAH.. i MEAN THAT ONE GUY SOLD A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH FOR A BUNDLE, IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD DO WITH A GAME.. YOU COULD WORSHIP THE DISC AND THEN PLAY IT

there is even a company who sells jesus cheese sandwhiches on E-bay for like 99 cents after that little $20k happening

Altered_Weapon
07-14-2007, 01:27 AM
I really want that link if you can find it, LumpyD.

Lumpydonut
07-14-2007, 02:26 AM
I really want that link if you can find it, LumpyD.

it appears that they took the sandwich company off eBay but there is a trading card now!
http://i18.ebayimg.com/03/i/05/2e/73/66_1.JPG
CLICK!!! (http://cgi.ebay.com/eBay-Live-2005-Trading-Card-Virgin-Mary-Grilled-Cheese_W0QQitemZ7223712306QQihZ015QQcategoryZ18789 QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem)