View Full Version : Spastic Wii Player Unlocks Secret Content


Doc
07-13-2007, 11:28 AM
by Jeromy "Doc" Adams

Mark Saltsburg of Newark, NJ has suffered from a rare muscle spasm disorder called "Burbury's Syndrome" that has been a real handicap in his life. At least it was a handicap until yesterday.

Saltsburg was playing a marathon session of Paper Mario on his Nintendo Wii, when out of nowhere, he was hit with full-body muscle spasms that rival a Grand Mal Seizure.

"I was just sitting there, trying to beat the game when it happened. My whole body just started spasming," said Saltsburg. "I was alone on my couch, with no one around. It was really scary."

It wasn't until a few minutes later, when his tongue had safely cleared his airway, when Mark realized that something miraculous had happened.

"I looked up and realized that the whole time I was spasming, I was clutching my motion-sensitive Wii-mote. On the screen, it said 'Congratulations! You've unlocked ROCK Mario Bonus Content, and I just freaked out... which caused another spasm."

After another half-hour of uncontrollable twitching and shaking, Saltsburg once again found he had unlocked even more hidden game material. This time, SCISSORS Mario.

Saltsburg went on to say that he plans to come completely off his medication to see if he can unlock HD capability or maybe an online mode

Lono_Lives
07-13-2007, 11:49 AM
Wow, I bet Scissors Mario would totally beat paper Mario! :lol:


BTW, I predicted it. Sony is doing away with the 60 gb version and replacing it with the 80 gb version... so much for the price cut!

source:
http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/13/sony-switcheroo-no-more-60gb-playstation-3-in-us-after-july/

phloidf787
07-13-2007, 01:25 PM
I imagine rock Mario would be difficult. As long as he was rolling down hill he'd be fine, but if anything requires jumping-forget it.

Lumpydonut
07-13-2007, 03:22 PM
Scissors Mario would be awesome.

CaptainDDL
07-13-2007, 04:42 PM
Haha, I'm sure there have been a few seizures...and a lot of fat kids losing weight. :)

ghoti
07-16-2007, 05:30 AM
This post will have to be banned in the UK (http://gamepolitics.com/2007/07/14/report-nintendo-pulls-mario-party-8-in-uk/), you realise. Can't be having that kind of language here!

CaptainDDL
07-16-2007, 12:41 PM
What horrible language!

Doc
07-16-2007, 01:04 PM
What horrible language!

I don't get it. WHat's horrible?

CaptainDDL
07-16-2007, 01:14 PM
'Spastic'. Read the article that ghoti linked to. :)

Lumpydonut
07-16-2007, 01:52 PM
OMG
I am so damn stupid
I just got the rock paper scissors thing.
:cry: