Personally I'd shoot one under the ocean, but i havent really thought of where to put the next one....

I would put one in the closet at home and one in the closet at work. Hey presto no more commute to work :D

One in the bathroom and one in my seat.

And another in my wall and by my fridge.

sorted.

One in the bathroom and one in my seat.

And another in my wall and by my fridge.

sorted.

Legendary dude, legendary.

I wouldn't put one at home / work.
I don't want my boss to see me at home :p

one in my room.. the other in the womens locker room <.< >.>

one in my room.. the other in the womens locker room <.< >.>

Be careful when you say that.
You don't want to end up in the women's locker room in fat camp :p

Be careful when you say that.
You don't want to end up in the women's locker room in fat camp :p

Hey, You never know, it might tickle his fancy,

And i completely agree with Chexd, The definition of 'Perfection' is what that situation would be.

A portal to the girls locker room ^__^

A portal to my girlfriends house

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oh yeah.....that too.......:rolleyes: *cough*

You guys do realize that you can see through the portal in both directions right... I think that you would find the cops in your room pretty quickly if you put one in the girls locker room... Plus you would have to walk in there first to set it up.

Either way I see you all getting arrested. Pervs :P

I wouldn't put one at home / work.
I don't want my boss to see me at home :p

Thats why I put it in the closet at work. Nobody goes in there anyway. So it would become my secret wormhole tunnel home :) Just like The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe.

Thats why I put it in the closet at work. Nobody goes in there anyway. So it would become my secret wormhole tunnel home :) Just like The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe.

Thats what id do, except at my girl friends house...

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To hell with putting one at the girlfriends house.

She wouldn't even have to call you to bitch about her day and [insert] from work. She'd have access to your ear 24/7.

F*** that!

Oh my god that would hell on earth...

Id point one end @ Mars 2nd end on my wall. I'll be the first on Mars, and claim Mars as my own. NASA can get the hell outta there. Dis is Ma House!

all of the air would be sucked into Mars!! then Mars would be breathable!!

I think you actually have to get there of your own power first to place the portal.

Being as how I haven't played Portal yet (another week till The Orange Box enters NZ >.<) I couldn't confirm this, but pretty sure you don't just imagine where you want it and there it is.

Besides, if you stuck a portal in the nothingness of space, would it not just continue to suck out all of Earths air until there was none left or you closed the portal?

The top of everest, and the bathroom of some mcdonalds.



Oh! OH! One side of a metal sheet, and the bottom of some garbage can.

I'd charge governments to dump shit in the hole. BWHAHAHAHA!!


Aw to hell with it. One end of a slide and the top. Endless fun.

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I was thinking about this.
the first thing I would probly do at a friend is stand in a small hallway, and sratch my own back.

Second, I would shoot a portal from my whindow to the train station whits i can see from here, pewpew, no more walkin there and missing the train.

lastly, i would make a portal from up to down, and trow a Ps3 in, then show it on yourtube.

and as bonus, trying to catch ppl jumping of bildings and launcing them some wear true the dubble sling.
"Serpries!"

I think you actually have to get there of your own power first to place the portal.

Being as how I haven't played Portal yet (another week till The Orange Box enters NZ >.<) I couldn't confirm this, but pretty sure you don't just imagine where you want it and there it is.

Besides, if you stuck a portal in the nothingness of space, would it not just continue to suck out all of Earths air until there was none left or you closed the portal?

The portals fire out of the gun and travel untill they hit a flat surface. Since its an energy gun the portal in the real world would fire most likely at the speed of light. Easily just gotta get co-ordinates to where mars will be depending on how long the portal would take to get there.


As for the air issue, just put the portal in a vaccuumed room, suck the air out and get in a space suit. Nothing an air lock can't fix.

G'damnit I can't wait to get this game...

stick it to the bottom of the nearest military jet, then just wait till nightime at area fifty on, then....PWN THE DEAD ALIEN BODIES!!!WOOT!!!!!

Umm one in my house and one in my gamestop stock room.

i would put one infront of my TV and the other where ever i am...lol i can always watch tv then...

one on the floor & one on the roof & push my mother-in-law in and watch her fall 24-7

I'd probably use it to take out the trash.

Also to skip traffic lights.

whee I'm dull

one on the floor & one on the roof & push my mother-in-law in and watch her fall 24-7

LOL I'd shoot mine at random people in the street and walk right through them.

lol id randomly shoot into the sky n then get a fish bowl n put it on my head n see were it takes me hopful not 2 man eating aliens =S

One between me and the SG Recording room would be cool! Or one between me and ReGGRoom's computer, so can beat the living **** out of him.

One next to me, The other infront of the toilet,


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Or in front of the fridge. :D

You know, wouldn't that be awesome for the airforce?
They could make really small and fast planes and carry an infinite payload.

Also, i think you just have to fire it at a planet, you don't have to be there.

What happens if you were to go into a little cubby area, the height from the floor to ceilng, say, 2 feet, then go ino the portal. Is half your body in some outside demention, or are you overlapping, or am i overthinking this because its allready breaking laws of what ever you wanna call them. Mind boggling though.:confused:

i would put one...next to my computer and one near fridge...or toilet....either or.

Personally I'd shoot one under the ocean, but i havent really thought of where to put the next one....

Yea i would have one permanently on the side of the internatinal space station, then i would just shoot the other at the feet of people who annoy me.

It could be really useful for sexual situations, which I am not going to say [=

^ewww...nasty.

Any way, open one to school every morning and close it once I got there. Here's the way it goes: Wake up, get dressed, shoot blue portal in my room (orange one is at school at all times.) Once I get to school I shoot a blue portal at the wall opposite the orange, just so nobody gets in my house. Ride home from school. Then on weekends do the same at work.

any way to make my life easier such as 1 at school, women locker room,near fridge near right where i am. stuff like that

I would use it to avoid in-laws, my land lord, my gf when I forget an imporant date and to avoid walking home with groceries...I have a nice house rather than a nice car.

Oh and I'd use it to break into Blizzard studios to catch a glimpse of Starcraft 2

Sell it. Now that I'm in control of both portals, the Aperture Science Hand-held Portal Device is worth more than the combined gross incomes of <subject home town here>.

id put one in a one black hole and the other in another and id make a super black hole

1. I would put one in gamestop and one in my room so i could be the first to get SSBB and not have to wait in line

2. one at school (hidden), one at home. I wouldn't be absent but I could go home whenever i wanted :D

One on the inside of my school book and another on the wall facing my T.V.

Yea i would have one permanently on the side of the internatinal space station, then i would just shoot the other at the feet of people who annoy me.

lol brilliant, i wouldn't be as harsh, and put one inside a pirana tank instead, that way they have a chance on survival.... or maybe not

I would make it so I can travel to my house from anyplace that I go

Yea i would have one permanently on the side of the internatinal space station, then i would just shoot the other at the feet of people who annoy me.
But wouldn't all of Earth's air get sucked through the portal? We'd die...thanks to you. ;)

I'd launch myself into the air and parachute down.... flawed but fun

I'd probably be like gabe and slide down a never ending slide.

Yeah home and work would be cool but a bit dodgy. Boss and bathroom *shudder*

I would also do the continues fall where you shot one protal into the ceiling and one into the ground and just jump because that looks like it would be a lot of fun

At the top and the bottom of a waterslide. "F*** you kids, I going forever."
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i would put one in the sewer and the other at my office building

I would make one in the sky and one on the ground, and skydive endlessly.

Would it work if you put on someone's body. If so one on the floor one on my chest. Trippy.

One in Hong Kong and one Toronto. Then I can go there anytime I want to get anime and games and stuff. I would also make a tunnel between north pole and south pole

I would make one in the sky and one on the ground, and skydive endlessly.

You'd probably have to make the landing portal really big just to be safe though. However sounds like fun! How would you stop though.....

Sorry for double post.

I would create IPS the worlds leading pracel delivery service.

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